### “The Pythagorean Theorem? That is like using the Millennium Falcon to kill a sparrow! *laser shooting noises*”

— International Math Olympiad Coach

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— Calculus professor, who then proceeded to hit our makeshift bull’s-eye with the blowgun five times in a row and shout “Fuck your probability distribution!”

— Math teacher

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