### “How do you kill one million zombies? Kill one zombie, then kill the rest of the zombies.”

— Explaining Induction

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— Explaining Induction

— Real analysis professor at Berkeley

— Modern geometry professor

— Pre-calculus teacher

— Real analysis professor

— Calculus professor cancelling terms from numerator and denominator in an integral.

— Integration by parts goes wrong

— Logic professor to computer science students

— Calculus Professor before teaching the squeeze theorem.

— Calculus professor